was quiet disappointed wif wat had happened but at least we gain something from it. ppl do fall once in a while, but at least we learn something from it, or not? to accomplish gr8 things, we muz not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe... i guess there just aint enuff of the "dreaming"
was round da town shopping tat day n was suprise 2 c tat most ah bengs n ah lians r not growing smarter but r also more educated, instead of actually selling pirated vcd n had all those cheap neons lights on their proton cars, they r now modifying the nature of education itself. 
went thru tis ad n found out tat tis saloon actually SERVE your hair by their profesional stylist n "NOT HAIR STUDENT DO"? wat da heck is tat? da best part is, they even bolded it...does tis mean those students wif wig will be da 1 SERVING your hair? imagine tis...
when u enter the saloon...
A: i want to cut my hair har, who is better?
Student: here all oso po-fest-sional 1, all belly gud eh, all not hair student lai, tis 1 ah beng his wig ar, from id-da-ly (italy) one, i ask him serve u hair ok bo? ( not hair = fake hair = wig)
A: anything la, so tis ah beng is student or professional or professional student? n how r u all going 2 serve my hair har?
Student: err...dunno leh, we no ppl inform us about tis wo....sorry hah
tats only da very 1st part of it...da 2nd part is even worse, imagine ppl asking u whos your mother is n u answer..." my mother ma my father's wife lo"...
saw tat "BEWARE! COPY-CAT FOLLOW OUR PROMOTION"? i still had no idea y it was written tat way, i mean y cant they juz write something like beware of imitation of something? heres another situation...
A: teacher ar, ah beng is a copy-cat lo, he follow all my homework
Teacher: u noe he's a copy-cat liao y still wan so close wif him?
A: i noe he is a copy-cat but i dunno copy-cat noe how 2 follow my homework ma. abo y he is called copy-cat? n not copy-work?
Teacher: *sweat* -.-"
ok, 1 last part of tis sarcastic lil' ad...
had any idea wat does "DO HAIR & SCALP TREATMENT" meant? do hair as in how? if its a hairdo den y izzit written ask do hair? it felt like it makes sense but it doesnt...
Saloon person: Eh, miss ar, u wan do your hair n scalp treatment ar? den we gif u flee hair cut, very cheap only lo, u hair like tat 70 nia...wan bo?
Miss A: ok la, since u so gao at sweet-talk. so how r u going 2 do my hair huh?
Saloon person: how u wan us do your hair? u muz tell us 1 ma, how u wan us do your hair.
Miss A: u said do hair ma, how i noe how u do hair? hair do i noe la...
Saloon person: errr...den ma hair do lo, aiya...same same 1 la...
Miss A: very lousy lo u ppl, say do hair 4 ppl den in da end say its hair do...
tats da local news update, lets go round da globe n c wats going on den...uh-huh, found 1 in taiwan...n its quiet a big hit as well... but its quiet disappointing on how its teaching our children nowadays.
when we were in primary school, n i mean PRIMARY SCHOOL, we were taught by our teachers that whenever there's a dolphin or a cat or a dog or something..always put "the" in front of tat word. i was thinking since taiwan education is so powderful tat their teacher told them NOT to do so, their children wil end up saying "dolphin is in tat large aquarium.", "cat is chasing fat n furry". i dunno bout u guys, but i think its quiet weird... wats wrong wif da word "THE"? THE dolphin and THE cat, i dun c wats so bothering them juz to add "THE". i guess they dun even noe how 2 use a dictionary, da worse part is they dun even noe how 2 use da internet...there r thousands of translator in the internet, not 2 mentioned microsoft word 2007 had a translator as well...all they need 2 do is juz translate "海豚愛上貓", i dun think tats hard, eventhough da result end up 2 be "The dolphin falls in love with the cat". at least they r using da correct language. imagine these kind of movies distributed all over malaysia, we already had a very very "powederful" english here, y is there more of such disgrace happening? instead of cutting less in porn, i guess da government should be more concerned of kids getting their hands on tis...tis...."powderful" movies...at least porn speak perfect english...
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